MuffinShipping

MuffinShipping is the belief that Jon Pipkin and the muffin belong in a romantic relationship. The pair met in Chapter 14 of the story, when Jon was crashed by after his death. The name stems from the fact that Jon and the banana nut muffin could never be together.

Jon's Evidence:

- Jon's dead body didn't get up when the muffin fell on him.

Muffin's Evidence:

- The muffin chose Jon to fall on, instead of any of the living people on the moon.

Similarities:

- They are both filled with nutty goodness.

Supporters of the Ship:

- Honestly, who would support this ship?